Un-buying a Carpet

I wrote a while back about buying a carpet in a Souk in Marrakech. I haven't been to Marrakech recently, and sadly no upcoming plans to go, but yet I need a new carpet. So I am trying carpet-buying American-style this time, which is quite a different process. No tea is involved. Nor such beautiful, unique carpets for such good prices. Nor the high-pressure, mind-messing sales tactics. Alas.

I need to carpet for my living room, and it has to go with a very specific color: my couch is a surprisingly difficult to replicate eggplant-y, gray-ish brown. Or perhaps its more purple-y, brown-ish gray. Or if I were J. Crew, I might call it something like "Polluted Midnight" or - I know - "Oilspill."

Room & Board Vasanti Carpet

Finding a color that compliments that couch, as well as the light gray floor, and my bright pink chairs, is the order. It also needs to be neutral - there's a lot of other action in the space. And it must be cool. I'm over shag rugs, I think most modern carpets with designs are trying too hard, and then there is just a whole world of "classic" designs that really should be called "tacky" and not even allowed through Homeland Security.

I started out not thinking much of this carpet-buying task, but this turned out to be a serious underestimation. I have come to long for a local soak to ply me with tea and apply minor torture until I have purchased several carpet. I will spare you the painful details of all the websites searched and the samples ordered, but I will tell you what I now know: stores have plenty of browns, and grays, and a few aborigines, but they do not have brown-y, gray purple.

I finally did find one with the right colors, but it was way too expensive - $1500. Really? For a girl who is just graduating from Ikea that's a bit much. So I kept on looking. And kept on, and nothing showed up.

After a few years (ok, it couldn't have been years, I realize, but it felt like it) I decided to bite the bullet and buy the expensive carpet. I didn't tell Matt the price tag, since he was dubious about the look of it anyway. I put it on my credit card and eagerly awaited to carpet that was so dear, yet so perfectly colored.

Finally it arrived. We unwrapped it, unrolled it, adjusted the placement just so, and stood back to survey it. And it was... ok. It was fine. Nice even. Just not the perfect wow I was hoping for. Eh.

What to do? I lived with it for a week or two. Matt actually liked it. A two-year old narrowly missed dousing with o.j. Then my credit card bill came. The $1500 extra dollars sat rather heavily on that bottom line. I took a gulp, wrapped it up, and trundled it back to UPS. Maybe one day it won't have to be perfect for $1500, but today it does.

The old Ikea shag that was acting as a placeholder is back on duty. I was dispirited for a while, but now I am back on the horse. There is a carpet out there that will be just right, I have faith. If I could find a man, I can find a carpet. I am considering felt. I will let you know how it goes.